y r white ppl obsessed with avocados
idk wat ur talking about.
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
So, throwing around ideas for words to use for “multiplicity”, without using the word “multiplicity”, “plurality”, or anything relating to that.
If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.
When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions
this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:
- Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
Martin & Cracker
what kind of name is martin for a dog
unless you’ve got
my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist
That’s the antagonists you moron