yarnes:

i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

(Source: timetoputonashow)

mellowbodies:

benjoyment:

48 Shades of Lightning 
Taken from last night’s thunderstorm.
(color hues are unretouched)

(❁´◡`❁)*✲゚*

thegoddamazon:

theordinaryjd:

dvalinha55:

This made me laugh a lot

Lmmfao

LMFAO IT’S BACK

(Source: leo-fincher)

  • me: *hears weird noise*
  • me: i hope it's a cute ghost

drwagc:

kawaiilluminatii:

VAPOR G R A V E

fav image of all time.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Neon lighting in the shape of the word ‘No’ lit up against a blank wall

thefuuuucomics:

dictatorboy:

Shirt I saw while souvenir shopping

i must have this shirt

(Source: protoni)

phukers:

This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

merichuel:

So… I dediced to make a mini iron throne for my mobile phone. A couple of hours, loooots of swords and hot glue

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle